[ID: a gouache painting of hobie brown, jumping in the air as he plays his guitar. a name tag he’s standing over suggests the words “hello my name is hobie brown.” it is surrounded in bright colors and yellow and orange shapes. there is a paper plate in the corner with paint on it /end ID]
my man showed up just to wreak havoc and then dipped. icon
[ID: two rough sketches of phoenix wright and miles edgeworth. in the first, miles says “hello, wright.” with an irritated expression, while phoenix smiles at him. in the second, miles has bent over to stare at phoenix’s chest, smiling and blushing. he says “hi, love” while phoenix frowns. an arrow follows miles’s gaze, captioned “booba.” /end ID]
daily coming home routine after they get married
[ID: rough digital sketch of miles edgeworth and phoenix wright, very lightly colored. phoenix is leaning in to give miles a kiss on his cheek. miles is smiling /end ID]
aita for firing my attorney for having gay sex with the prosecution
Phoenix is minding his own business, wistfully and pathetically rereading his texts with Edgeworth when Pearls walks up to him, asks him, “Mr. Nick, who’s your sugar dah-dee?” and walks away before he can respond. Understandably, Phoenix’s brain takes about 3-5 business days to reset and fully process the statement; he wakes up in a cold sweat a week later.
“Holy shit,” Phoenix says, “I have a sugar daddy.”
i think i am going to spend the rest of my life chasing the high that kinnporsche the series gave me. that show had a guy sucking dick and cock in a helicopter and then there was like. more show after that. nothing will ever beat it.
Hey, I know these are just fun silly polls and nothing came of 'em. But some of y'all are exposing your definition of "babygirl" that excludes a brown, tall, hunky man who joins the mafia and kills people for gay sex and also does this:
Feel free to add more proofs 😘.
Have you ever been annoying? Yeah me too! And that’s okay, because we’re human and humans are annoying sometimes.
We have a whole lot of feelings and thoughts, and sometimes they don’t line up quite right with the people around us.
You are not a bad person because you have been annoying. You still deserve love, you still have people who adore you.
Remember that you are just a person, and while you’ve probably been annoying you’ve also made people happy, comfortable, confident, and wanted.
